Hit the Dirt

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Grit in the Wound

IMPORTANT NOTE: From the 21st September new Book of Lot stories will no longer be able on this site. They’ll be available on my new site. Take a Bite Cafe will continue here until 18th October when it will transfer to my new site. The first 3 Lot stories with will be taken down on […]

False Apologies

IMPORTANT NOTE: From the 21st September new Book of Lot stories will no longer be able on this site. They’ll be available on my new site. Take a Bite Cafe will continue here until 18th October when it will transfer to my new site. The first 3 Lot stories with will be taken down on […]

Building From the Bottom

Megan pays a visit to an old friend There was a guy who came into the café sometimes and called himself Rob. That wasn’t his real name, we’d been in Year Nine English together and his real name was Martin Manis but he called himself Rob because Bob the Builder would be copyright infringement. He’d […]

Favours

Sally finds herself in a spot of bother ‘Your problem is you scare all the boys off,’ Nan said, leaning against the counter. ‘Not just the boys,’ I muttered, not paying attention as I tried to type the next stock order into my tablet. I kept making mistakes. ‘It goes to show no-one has taste, […]

Dairy Free Goodness

WARNING: Some sexual content Megan and Jimmy’s business meetings are unconventional ‘Is vegan pizza kosher?’ I asked. ‘I read somewhere it was a matter of debate.’ We were sitting on Jimmy’s settee with our feet on the coffee table and a box of pizza across out laps while a superhero movie played on the television. […]

Roasting Potatoes

WARNING: Some sexual content It’s the cafe’s biggest business day and Nan has a suggestion. I was brushing my teeth when Jimmy’s reflection appeared in the bathroom mirror. I didn’t think a relationship lost any mystique if he saw me cleaning my teeth so I’d left the door open. I bent forward and spat the […]

Keeping Secrets?

Saturday night is date night for Megan and Jimmy Saturday evening was our evening. As far as Nan knew I was rock climbing at a local indoor centre, I hadn’t been in months. I went round to the back of the café and pressed the buzzer at Jimmy’s door, a minute later he opened it. […]

Punching Bags and Kicking Balls

Megan’s trip to the gym isn’t as relaxing as she hoped. I could do most of my workouts at home with dumbbells or I could go for a run but for sparring or a punchbag I needed the gym. It wasn’t my natural home, it was full of sweaty people doing sweaty things in public, […]

Knock One Out

WARNING: Contains sexual references. Megan gets a surprise wake up call. I woke up to my phone vibrating on the bedside table. Print-offs were scattered across my bed and my laptop was dead on the floor beside it. I grabbed for my phone expecting my alarm and knocked it off the little table onto the […]